Rants
Since a few people requested a list of rants for each episode here it is!
Episode One: The Phantom Cast
Dylan: Gamer Etiquette
Ben: PC DMs
Lexx: Star Wars Miniatures: 40 mini sets
JOHNKELLY: Lee Adama
Episode Two: The Attack of the Cast
Ben: Facebook Friends
Dylan: “Sexting”
Lexx: Pathological Lying Gamers
JOHNKELLY: The Watchmen
Reek: Reek’s Wedding
Episode Three: Revenge of the Cast
JOHNKELLY: NPH
Reek: Nicknames
Lexx: Goodbye to Ben
Ben: A Moving Speech
Episode Four: A New Cast
JOHNKELLY: Joss Whedon
Woody: Over Roleplayers (ORPers)
Lexx: Darth Revan
Reek: Lexx’s superiority
JP: Ninjas!
Episode Five: The Cast Strikes Back
Timo: Join the Undead Cause
Reek: Life After Battlestar (no spoilers)
Lexx: Ghost Hunting
JOHNKELLY: Players at a Table
Episode Six: Return of the Cast
JOHNKELLY: Internet Videos (WATCH!)
Timo: Dresden Files
Autumn: Women in Gaming
Lexx: Star Wars with Jer’s retort
Dylan: How come I can’t game all the time?
Episode Seven: The Pro-Cast
JOHNKELLY: Free Music (Give it to me!)
Vak: Pokemon the RPG
Timo: Donnie Darko
Autumn: Job Hunting
Pro-Champion: Marvel is better than DC
Lexx: Gamer Stank
Episode Eight: Do It Yourself
JOHNKELLY: Zombie Swine Flu
Lexx: Tom Bombadil
Dylan: Harry Potter
J.P.: Scrap Yards
Timo: Just cus you’re a Gamer doesn’t mean I like you…
Episode Nine: The Meta Cast
Timo: Bad Rules
JOHNKELLY: How will I survive?
Lexx: Independent Comic
Dylan: Space Rocks
Episode Ten: The Intervention Cast
Dylan: 100 Percept Pure Cotten Hawaian Shirts
JOHNKELLY: Hentai (This made Dylan really happy)
Timo: The most ironic rant ever
Autumn: Stupid Shirts (We finally say what JOHNKELLY’s shirt says!)
Lexx: Fireball Island
Episode Eleven: You suck, I’ll edit in a name later… fuck
Timo: His little sissy girly fear of spiders
JP: A letter to Mr. Vincent D. Baker
Ben: Gamesterbation
JOHNKELLY: Timo. And his shirt.
Lexx: To all the PCs.
Episode Tweleve: Who let the DAWGs out?
Scott: Comic Prices
Timo: Rubics Cube
Aaron: The Death of Games
JOHNKELLY: Lexx
Lexx: Arr, war woof, raraw
Autumn: Girl Gamers who aren’t here
Episode Thirteen: Size Matters
Scott: Time
Dylan: Suburbs
Lexx: Quick Shooters
Autumn: Chicago
JOHNKELLY: The best Joss Whedon fanboy rant ever!
Timo: Centaurs
Episode Fourteen: How Deep is it?
Scott: Battlestar Galatica *Spoilers*
Dylan: JOHNKELLY
Lexx: Family
Timo: Midsummer’s
JOHNKELLY: Zombies + Space = Awesome (Shout out to Juan 3K)
Autumn: Happy Father’s Day (Shout out to Autumn’s dad)
Episode Fifteen: T.V. taught me to game
Autumn: Parents
JP: Hair, big hair
Timo: Life = Pain
JOHNKELLY: Batman Reborn *Spoilers*
Scott: GenCon
Episode Sixteen: The Felony Cast
J.P.: Doors
Lexx: GOWK
Woody: Hate
JOHNKELLY: Andrew Lloyd Webber
Episode Seventeen: The Vilian Cast
Dylan: Twilight
Autumn: Respect for all authors who are published
JOHNKELLY:
Lexx: meh
Reek: Villian PCs
Tom: The great overlord of Chicago
Episode Eightteen: Hi, My name is…
JOHNKELLY: Kevin
Kevin: Gamer Cooperation
Lexx: Clean your shit
Scott: Darth Wannabe
Episode Nineteen: GenCon MFers!
JOHNKELLY: GenCon
Scott: Gamer Prep.
Lexx: The Other 361 best days in gaming
Dylan: Indianapolis
Episode Twenty: GenCon Woooooooooooo!
Lexx: GenCon Bathroom
Scott: Addiction
JOHNKELLY: Butter is not funny!
Episode Twenty-One: ?
Ben: Shut up
JOHNKELLY: Microwaves
J.P.: Belief
Lexx: Yuzong Vong
Dylan: Why I gotta be intelligent?
Episode Twenty-Two: D&D part 1
JOHNKELLY quad rants:
Kicked in the Dicebags
(500) Days of Summer
Scott is old
Episode Twenty-Three: point five
Scott: Gamer Ediquite
Lexx: Pathfinder
Brandan: Dragon Ball Kai
JOHNKELLY: Timo I miss you
Episode Twenty-Four: th Edition
Timo: “I missed GenCon!!!”
Scott: Overly Complex Game Systems
Lexx: Veteran Players
JOHNKELLY: “I want to get beat by Timo”
Episode Twenty-Five: Player Second Chances
Lexx: General Zod
Dylan: Nobel Prize (send hate mail to dylan@jankcast.com)
Timo: Waldo
JOHNKELLY: Why am I surrounded by crazy people?
Episode Twenty-Six: Vamps
Lexx: Dark Ages
J.P.: Helicopters
JOHNKELLY: 1 Year
Episode Twenty-Seven: You Lose
Scott: Time Zones
JOHNKELLY: Supernatural/Dollhouse
Lexx: Lose with Dignity
John: Cthulhu LCG
Episode Twenty-Eight: New Groups
Scott: Puberty
Justin: GW/Dunkin Doughnuts
Lexx: Find You’re Own Damn Friends
JOHNKELLY: Fanboys
James: Dunkin Doughnuts
Episode Twenty-Nine: Bad Gamer
Lexx: Game Companys
JOHNKELLY: A Very Potter Musical
Dylan: Indiana/Spiritual
Episode Thirty: Attack of the Walking Eye!!!
Scott: Special Effects
Lexx: Story Games are not Scary
JOHNKELLY: College Theatre
Kevin: Weapons of the Gods
Episode Thirty-One: Pass the Stick
Scott: Cody, this one’s for you
Todd: DM railroading
Timo: No.
JOHNKELLY: Clowns
J.P. (replacing Lexx): Story gaming is euro-roleplaying
Episode Thirty-Two: Kicked in the Jank
JOHNKELLY: Inglourious Basterds
Lexx: Arkham Horror Specialty Dice
Timo: Josh
Jonathan: 51 Days
Episode Thirty-Three: Preperation GM
JOHNKELLY: A few years ago, in a Galaxy far far away
Lexx: Details
Todd: People on Airplanes
JOHNKELLY’s Airport adventures
Episode Thirty-Four: To Game or Not to Game?
Timo: Avatar
Lexx: Darcy Burgess
JOHNKELLY: Plot Point Complaint
Juan: Hate on the Apocalypse
Allen: Tradition Fantasy
Episode Thirty Five: Random Encounter!
Scott: 30 Rock, Stone Mountain
Lexx: Southern Detail
JOHNKELLY: Mike the Pro-Champion
Todd: Dashing, Handsome, Gay Men
Timo: What is wrong with me?
Episode Thirty-Six: Mechanical
Allen: Naruto is good for the soul
Kevin: Colonel Speedy McQuickFast
Lexx: Games are not cereal
JOHNKELLY: Superman IV (now with Repair the Great Wall of China Vision)
Timo: I want my books back
Episode Thirty-Seven: Where are you Character?
Allen: British Accents
JOHNKELLY: “It’s hard to die in Roleplaying Games” (A LexxPhrase)
Timo: Muggles
Allen: Pokemon is about dog fighting.
J.P.: Combat time
Episode Thirty-Eight: ADMs
Lexx: I am so goddamn popular [Gorbo the Destroya]
Timo: Bring back Lexx?
JOHNKELLY: Lexx…….
Rick: Be Afraid young Goblins
Episode Thirty-Nine: Not In My House
Scott: Crappy Movie and TV about Rome
Nick: Gamer Relationships
JOHNKELLY: Timo, talk about BBQ
Timo: CaperCon
Episode Forty: JOHNKELLY!!!!!!!
Lexx: To Ron Edwards…
Todd: Convince me
Scott: “I play D&D.”
Allen: The ancient British of Greece / Ninja Poop
Timo: People are not responsible for their fanboys
Episode Forty-One: Why?
Timo: Emotor
Lexx: Magic Players
JOHNKELLY: *cough*
Scott: Facebook
Todd: Stairs
Episode Forty-Two: Archetypes
Todd: My Ipod broke
Lexx: Caligula (plus Lexx’s College years)
Timo: Is being an Elitist
JOHNKELLY: Fish
Scott: Accents
Justin: Gamer Sanitation
Rob: The fart
Episode Forty-Three: PC/NPC Interactions
Lexx: Magic!
JOHNKELLY: Lady Gaga
Scott: Spring = Snow
Todd: Lady Gaga/Snow/Gradschool Deadline/MY VOICE
J.P.: THIS RANT IS THE MEANING OF ELITISM. RIGHT HERE. REALLY, HE’S SERIOUS. I CAN’T STRESS THIS ANYMORE, HE ISN’T JOKING.
Dylan: “So, I’m in the shower…”
Episode Forty-Four: Consequences in Game
Lexx: Superman
Majdi: Responsibility
Todd: DeKalb, IL/Bumpits
Timo: Cultist
JOHNKELLY: Give the new Doctor a chance
Scott: 1st Edition
Episode Forty-Five: Set the Mood
JOHNKELLY: Doctor -Who-Season-5-I-told-all-you-bitches-and-Amy-Pond-is-hot
Nico: Type B Gamers
Majdi: Future Dopplegangers
Lexx: Competitive Play
Timo: Character knowledge in game
Todd: The Worst Day of My Life
Episode Forty-Six: Game Proposals
Majdi: White Wolf
JOHNKELLY: Rants
Timo: Karate Kid
J.P.: Indie Games
Episode Forty-Seven: Let’s Talk
Lexx: Gaming with an Agendy
JOHNKELLY: The Roach
Timo: Hay Fever
Todd: Rants
Episode Forty-Eight: SUPERJANK
Nico: Woah, woah, woah
Majdi: Alternate Universes
JOHNKELLY: Dresden Files: Changes (no spoilers)
Lexx: Kick Ass!
Allan: Avatar
Episode Forty-Nine: Jank Swarm
JOHNKELLY: The Gyros Place
Scott: Duck Blood Soup
Todd: Depressed Friends
Timo: Dogs in the Vineyard/Game about Morality/Vincent is Crazy
Lexx: Bear Swarm!
Reek: Communities (Of Reek hate)
Paul: Those Fucking Amish
Rob: Change is bad
