Episode Forty-One: Why?
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Scott, Todd, Timo, Lexx

JOHNKELLY is back.
Star Trek the MMO.
None of us played RPGs. What. The. Fuck.
Upcoming… Starblazer, Apoclapse World, Sorcerer
Nico, Timo is sorry. The rest of us laugh at your pain.
J.P.’s mom uses hex bags
Main Topic: Why do we game?
Gaming over writing
Why we make fun of each of us
Todd is covered in Eastwood
Escapism
Emo Timo
Creating the World’s details
Sci-Fi
Game to have fun
Todd hates fun and is therefore Gargamel

Rants
Timo: Emotor
Lexx: Magic Players
JOHNKELLY: *cough*
Scott: Facebook
Todd: Stairs
Everyone except JOHNKELLY is old

You have been listening to The Jank Cast, copyright 2009 under the creative commons license. You can find out more about us at jankcast.com. All the music in the show is from the song, “Jank is a Dork Word” written and recorded by Todd and is used with his permission. You can send comments and feedback to feedback@jankcast.com Again, we are sponsored by Chicagoland Games, and this is JOHNKELLY reminding you to support your local gaming store. Now go out and roll some dice.

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Apocalypse World · J.P. · Sorcerer · Star Trek the MMO · Starblazer Adventures

Episode Thirty-Seven: Where are you Character?
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Timo, Allen, J.P.

(00:05) Lexx is dead….not really but he should be.
(00:45) What we played this week: Starblazer Adventures, Dungeons and Dragons 4E, Serenity, Supernatural, Bayoneta, Dragonage
(02:00) Traditional Gaming Spaces
(05:30) Stubbs the Zombie
(07:00) Main Topic: Where is your character?
(07:50) “I can edit this out” but I won’t
(08:30) AD&D
(13:20) J.P.’s Forest Gump example
(14:00) What else is on your character sheet?
(17:00) Dread
(20:00) Shadowrun & Character Journals

Rants
(45:21) Allen: British Accents
(48:00) JOHNKELLY: “It’s hard to die in Roleplaying Games” (A LexxPhrase)
(49:45) Timo: Muggles
(51:30) Pokemon is about dog fighting.
(52:00) J.P.: Combat time

You have been listening to The Jank Cast, copyright 2009 under the creative commons license. You can find out more about us at jankcast.com. All the music in the show is from the song, “Jank is a Dork Word” written and recorded by Todd and is used with his permission. You can send comments and feedback tofeedback@jankcast.com Again, we are sponsored by Chicagoland Games, and this is JOHNKELLY reminding you to support your local gaming store. Now go out and roll some dice.

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Allen · Dread · Dungeons and Dragons · J.P. · Pokemon · Serenity · Shadowrun · Starblazer Adventures · Stubbs the Zombie · Supernatural

Episode Twenty Six: Vamps
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, J.P., Lexx

Out mixer is broken. Forgive our sound quality for this week and the next few weeks.

The Walking Eye

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Main Topic: Vampires

Twilight, Supernatural, Buffy, Dracula, Ann Rice

World of Darkness: Vampire

Rants

Lexx: Dark Ages
J.P.: Helicopters
JOHNKELLY: 1 Year

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Buffy · J.P. · Supernatural · The Walking Eye · Vampire · Vincent D Baker · World of Darkness

Hosts: Lexx, JOHNKELLY, Scott, Sex E. Beast (J.P.), Woody
What Games did we play this week?
D&D 4E, Ghost Stories, Battlestar Galatica, Space Hulk, Warhammer 40K

Main Topic: Dungeons and Dragons Discussion part 1
Woody replaces J.P.
We talk about Dungeons and Dragons, what it means to us, how we were introduced and how it has changed.

Rants
JOHNKELLY quad rants:
Kicked in the Dicebags
(500) Days of Summer
Scott is old

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Dungeons and Dragons · J.P. · Woody

Episode Twenty One: ?
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, J.P., Dylan, Lexx, Ben

Question Contest Answers!!!
We answer questions from our first contest.

Rants
Ben: Shut up
JOHNKELLY: Microwaves
J.P.: Belief
Lexx: Yuzong Vong
Dylan: Why I gotta be intelligent?

The Jank Cast is copyright 2009. Feel Free to use our content in any non-commercial way. All our music is by Streetlight Manifesto, Visit their website at Streetlightmanifesto.com. Send Feedback & Comments to feedback@jankcast.com Now go out and roll some dice.

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Ben · J.P.

Episode Sixteen: The Felony Cast
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Lexx, J.P., Woody
Jank Cast Contest #1: Send lyrics for a Jank Cast theme to contests@jankcast.com to win a $25 gift certificate and the chance to punch JOHNKELLY
Jank Cast Contest #2: Send a set of Arkham Horror characters to contests@jankcast.com to win a $25 gift certificate, an episode talking about them, and a copy of your characters. Here is a program for you to use!
Can’t Stop the Serenity: August 28th in Chicago
What we played this week: Conan, Star Wars Saga Edition, Warhammer 40k
Rock Paper Sizors Round 1: Johnkelly (Rock), Lexx (Cthulhu), J.P. (Explosion), Woody (rock)
Round 2: JOHNKELLY (Paper), Woody (Rock)
Wookie Noises
Our Mission Statement
Main Topic: Gamer Traditions & Supersitions
Pirates are gamers
We talk a lot about dice
Don’t blow yourself up with fireworks
JOHNKELLY’s Mom calls
Timo doesn’t pick up
We talk even more about dice
Mandatory GenCon Songs:
Total Recall’in
Mortal Combat Techno Remix
It’s D&D
Fett’s Vett
Star Wars Gangster Rap
Flash Gordon Theme
The Milky Way Buy their chicken!
Happy Birthday JOHNKELLY! (The most disturbing moment even by J.P.)

Rants
J.P.: Doors
Lexx: GOWK
Woody: Hate
JOHNKELLY: Andrew Lloyd Webber

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Chicken · Conan · GenCon · J.P. · Mortal Combat Techno Remix · Star Wars · Stephen Lynch · Total Recall'in · Warhammer 40K · Woody

The Jank Cast Episode 15: TV taught me to Game
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Timo, JP, Autumn, Scott

Jank Cast Contest #1: Send lyrics for a Jank Cast theme to contests@jankcast.com to win a $25 gift certificate and the chance to punch JOHNKELLY
Jank Cast Contest #2: Send a set of Arkham Horror characters to contests@jankcast.com to win a $25 gift certificate, an episode talking about them, and a copy of your characters. Here is a program for you to use!
Listen to JOHNKELLY on the newest Spooky Outhouse Showcase Episode 2: The Wap-Walking Jank with Kevin from the Walking Eye and Chris from Wapcaplets
Steamtunnel
Games we played this week: Conan, My Life With Master (sorta), Ideology, Arkham Horror, Ticket to Ride, Small World, Vampire LARP
1d10: JOHNKELLY (8), Timo (7), Autumn (4), J.P./Scott (Less than
Main Topic: Games influenced by media
Marget Wise Production
Bioshock
Star Wars
GURPS
Savage Worlds
Dresden RPG
Lord of the Rings
Buffy

Rants
Autumn: Parents
JP: Hair, big hair
Timo: Life = Pain
JOHNKELLY: Batman Reborn *Spoilers*
Scott: GenCon

We have a microwave? We living in this high life bitches!

The Jank Cast is copyright 2009. Feel Free to use our content in any non-commercial way. All our music is by Streetlight Manifesto, Visit their website at Streetlightmanifesto.com. Send Feedback to feedback@jankcast.com Now go out and roll some dice.

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Arkham Horror · Autumn · Bioshock · Conan · GURPS · Ideology · J.P. · LARP · My Life with Master · Savage Worlds · Small World · Star Wars · The Dresden Files · Ticket to Ride · Vampire

Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Lexx, Timo, Autumn, Scott, Aaron
Interviews: Mike, Rick, Ryan, Ethan, J.P.
Lexx calls out the Down Under Games
Conan the RPG
V3 Clip #1: Conan AP (violent/bloody)
V3 Clip #2: Conan Pro-Champion Interview
Dogs in the Vineyard
DAWG! the RPG
Poison’d
Hollow Earth
V3 Clip #3: JP’s Sound Effects
Mouse Guard
DAWG! #2 (AP as Seperate File)
World of Darkness/Changling

The moral of the episode is: GO BUY KODT #150, it’s only 8.99 and it has DAWG!

Rants
Scott: Comic Prices
Timo: Rubics Cube
Aaron: The Death of Games
JOHNKELLY: Lexx
Lexx: Arr, war woof, raraw
Autumn: Girl Gamers who aren’t here

The Jank Cast is copyright 2009. Feel Free to use our content in any non-commercial way. Our intro and outro music is favorite song by MU330 which we found on the Podsafe Music Network. Send feedback and comments to feedback@jankcast.com and as always we are sponsored by Chicagoland Games located at 5550 N. Broadway Ave. in Chicago, Illinois. Contact them at 773 728 3656 or visit their website and forums at www.chicagolandgames.com. Now go out and roll some dice! (We know you want to)

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Aaron · Autumn · Conan · DAWG the RPG · Dogs in the Vineyard · Downunder Gamers · Ethan · Hollow Earth · J.P. · KODT · Mouse Guard · Poison'd · Pro Champion · Rick · Ryan · Vincent D Baker · World of Darkness

Episode Eleven: You suck, I’ll edit in a name later…fuck

It’s here…

Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Lexx, Timo, JP, Ben
Coming “live” from the dark, evil basement
Ben’s D.C. Adventures
Congrats to Tom
Main Topic: Bad DMs
Storming the Wizard’s Tower
Sorcerer
Rants
Timo: His little sissy girly fear of spiders
JP: A letter to Mr. Vincent D. Baker
Ben: Gamesterbation
JOHNKELLY: Timo. And his shirt.
Lexx: To all the PCs.

It’s gone…

The Jank Cast is copyright 2009. Feel Free to use our content in any non-commercial way. Our intro and outro music is favorite song by MU330 which we found on the Podsafe Music Network. Send feedback and comments to feedback@jankcast.com and as always we are sponsored by Chicagoland Games located at 5550 N. Broadway Ave. in Chicago, Illinois. Contact them at 773 728 3656 or visit their website and forums at www.chicagolandgames.com. Now go out and roll some dice! (We know you want to)

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Ben · J.P. · Modular · Sorcerer · Storming the Wizard's Tower · Vincent D Baker

The Jank Cast Episode Ten: The Intervention Cast
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Timo, Lexx, Autumn, Dylan, JP (The Voice of God)
Recorded/Released on: 5/24/2009
V3-3 list of events at Chicagoland Games
Topic: Problem PCs
The Hentai Shirt
KODT: Brian
Kill the PC, not the player
Winkie Woo!

Rants
Dylan: 100 Percept Pure Cotten Hawaian Shirts
JOHNKELLY: Hentai (This made Dylan really happy)
Timo: The most ironic rant ever
Autumn: Stupid Shirts (We finally say what JOHNKELLY’s shirt says!)
Lexx: Fireball Island

The Jank Cast is copyright 2009. We are a proud member of Spooky Outhouse Productions. Feel Free to use our content in any non-comericial way. Our intro and outro music is favorite song by MU330 which we found on the Podsafe Music Network. Send feedback and comments to feedback@jankcast.com and as always we are sponsored by Chicagoland Games located at 5550 N. Broadway Ave. in Chicago, Illinois. Contact them at 773 728 3656 or visit their website and forums at www.chicagolandgames.com

Tom Bombidil Rocks!

Now go out and roll some dice! (We know you want to!)

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Autumn · J.P. · KODT · V3