Episode Fifty: Jank-tastic Anniversary

Episode Fifty: Jank-tastic Anniversary

While this is one of our normal episodes it does not follow our normal format. This is little to no discussion this episode. We wanted to take a week to celebrate reaching 50 episodes so we invited members of our community here at Chicagoland Games to join in on the podcast. That being said, if this is your first time listening to the Jank Cast, please go back and listen to one of our previous episodes, as this is not a good example of our normal content.

Hosts: Scott, JOHNKELLY, Lexx, I hate you all (Timo), JOHNKELLY (Majdi), Nate, Megan, Dylan, Rick, Reek, Vak, Steven, Pro-Champion (Mike), Woody, Mr. Johnson like the cock (Nico), Ryan

(Rant) Rob Justice: The Jank Cast
Majdi is the bear singer
Timo is not a Harry Potter fan
(Rant) Megan: Get a Girl/Rob Justice
Megan slaps Dylan
Dylan’s excuse for flinching
(Rant) Ben: The Jank Cast
IT’S THREE FORTY-FIVE
(Rant) Nate: Kevin Weiser
(Rant) Kevin Weiser: The Jank Cast
(Rant) JOHNKELLY & Lexx: Kevin!
Megan gets paid to slap Dylan
Hungry Hungry Hippos!
Getting Recognized
(Rant) Rick: Lexx/4th Edition/3 Hot Chicks
Exalted is not the best RPG in the world
(Rant) Reek: Interrupted
JOHNKELLY does not have a giant Eagle
JOHNKELLY is fucking awesome dude!
JOHNKELLY is actually John Kelly
(Rant) JOHNKELLY: The Curtain of Reek
(Rant) Reek: JOHNKELLY
(Rant) Vak: JOHNKELLY fails at life/The Jank Cast has No Minorities
(Rant) Adam/David, Paul, Rob from The Podge Cast: The Jank Cast/Fisting
(Rant) Dylan: Clarify!
Go listen to Bear Swarm!
(Rant) Dylan: I got hit by a car
What kind of car is JOHNKELLY?
(Rant) JOHNKELLY: Mike, this is all an intervention
(Rant) Pro-Champion: “Fuck the Police!”
(Rant) Nico: Not in a battle, Can’t win the game! & The Deer Fucking Game
(Rant) Steve: Lexx, play games with me!
(Rant) Dylan: Solution to Lexx
(Rant) Ryan: There is cool shit in the basement!

Rant Section
Oh wait, we lied…
(Rant) Jer: The Jank Cast
And we are removing our first 6 Episodes

Rant Section
Like there is any difference
Dylan: Grammar
Majdi: I have never stayed up an entire day
Timo: Goddamn Teenagers
Scott: Bear Swarm!
Lexx: Lexx’s demands
Reek: RESPECT ME

What we all appreciate about Reek:
Scott: Coke
Timo: You gotta pretty mouth
Majdi: “eeeeee”
Dylan: Lexx
JOHNKELLY: Fine fashion sense/Creepiness/”eeeeee”/You keep things real
Lexx: Sinestro

JOHNKELLY: I hate you all

Majdi, welcome to the fold.

You have been listening to The Jank Cast, copyright 2010 under the creative commons license. You can find out more about us at jankcast.com. All the music in the show is from the song, “Jank is a Dork Word” written and recorded by Todd and is used with his permission. You can send comments and feedback to feedback@jankcast.com Again, we are sponsored by Chicagoland Games, and this is JOHNKELLY reminding you to support your local gaming store. Now go out and roll some dice.

Episode Forty-Three: PC/NPC Interactions

Episode Forty-Three: PC/NPC Interactions
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Scott, Todd, J.P., Lexx, Dylan

Chuck
Challengers: Pat and Dal
What have we played this week? Magic!, Sorcerer, Supernatural.
Magic! the Gathering
Food is priority number 3.
Dylan sucks at every game he ever plays.
Main Topic: PC/NPC Interactions
Dylan Arrives
SotC
Ravenloft
Consider Yes
Sorcerer

Rants
Lexx: Magic!
JOHNKELLY: Lady Gaga
Scott: Spring = Snow
Todd: Lady Gaga/Snow/Gradschool Deadline/MY VOICE
J.P.: THIS RANT IS THE MEANING OF ELITISM. RIGHT HERE. REALLY, HE’S SERIOUS. I CAN’T STRESS THIS ANYMORE, HE ISN’T JOKING.
Dylan: “So, I’m in the shower…”

You have been listening to The Jank Cast, copyright 2009 under the creative commons license. You can find out more about us at jankcast.com. All the music in the show is from the song, “Jank is a Dork Word” written and recorded by Todd and is used with his permission. You can send comments and feedback to feedback@jankcast.com Again, we are sponsored by Chicagoland Games, and this is JOHNKELLY reminding you to support your local gaming store. Now go out and roll some dice.

Episode Twenty-Nine: Bad Gamer

Episode Twenty-Nine: Bad Gamer
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Dylan, Lexx

V3 = Awesome.

ChiTag = Awesome.

Paranormal Activity

Main Topic:  Bad Gamer Traits

Rants
Lexx: Game Companys
JOHNKELLY: A Very Potter Musical
Dylan:  Indiana/Spiritual

Pastafarianism

End with a slap.

The Jank Cast is copyright 2009. Feel Free to use our content in any non-commercial way. All our music is by Streetlight Manifesto, Visit their website at Streetlightmanifesto.com. We are a member of Spooky Outhouse Productions, find more awesome shows for them at spookyouthouse.com. Send Feedback to feedback@jankcast.com

Now go out and roll some dice.

Episode Twenty Five: Second Chance

Episode Twenty Five: Second Chance
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Timo, Dylan, Lexx, Mike the Pro-Champion

Our quality this episode is pretty bad beacuse our mixer broke. Please forgive us, it’ll be better by next episode with any luck.

Buy our new T-Shirts or Beer Stein! Or buy the expensive one so we can buy bling!

Hero Lab Contest: Send in a backstory for either a Fantasy, Sci-Fi or Anthrophormiphic to win a copy of Hero Lab. 1000 word maximum. Contest ends: 11/22

Win Dead of Night: Send me the reason you should win. contests@jankcast.com Contest ends: 11/1

Main Topic: Player Second Chances

We discuss player second chance, or points that players can spend to “bend” the rules of the game.

Spirit of the Century

Burning Wheel

Cortex

Rants
Lexx: General Zod
Dylan: Nobel Prize (send hate mail to dylan@jankcast.com)
Timo: Waldo
JOHNKELLY: Why am I surrounded by crazy people?

Episode Twenty One: ?

Episode Twenty One: ?
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, J.P., Dylan, Lexx, Ben

Question Contest Answers!!!
We answer questions from our first contest.

Rants
Ben: Shut up
JOHNKELLY: Microwaves
J.P.: Belief
Lexx: Yuzong Vong
Dylan: Why I gotta be intelligent?

The Jank Cast is copyright 2009. Feel Free to use our content in any non-commercial way. All our music is by Streetlight Manifesto, Visit their website at Streetlightmanifesto.com. Send Feedback & Comments to feedback@jankcast.com Now go out and roll some dice.

Episode Nineteen

Episode Nineteen: GenCon MFers!
Hosts: Lexx, JOHNKELLY, Scott, Dylan

This is our most professional episode yet. Hells to the yeah.
Supernatural
What do you want to do at GenCon?
Scott –  Battle Tech, Legend of the 5 Rings RPG, Dominion Intrigue, Battlestar Galatica Pegasus, DAWG! and Hack Master, and mad roll some dice
JOHNKELLY – Black Cadillics, Dresden RPG, Luke Myers from the Podge Cast’s RPG, Seeing D-9 Thursday @ Midnight
Dylan – Model U.N., Dealer’s Gall, Hentai Dubbing, Historical Miniatures
Lexx – Star Wars Minis, Call of Cthulhu LCG, Dub Hentai with Dylan and John, Little Fears, Call of Cthulhu

Main Topic: GenCon

2 Guest Calls from the Pro-Champion

Rants
JOHNKELLY: GenCon
Scott: Gamer Prep.
Lexx: The Other 361 best days in gaming
Dylan: Indianapolis

Cities we’ve said “fuck you” to: Cleveland, St. Louis, Indianapolis, D.C., New York, Memphis, Boston, L.A., Houston, Dallas, Miami, Gary.
Send hate mail to lexx@jankcast.com

The Jank Cast is copyright 2009. Feel Free to use our content in any non-commercial way. All our music is by Streetlight Manifesto, Visit their website at Streetlightmanifesto.com. Send Feedback to feedback@jankcast.com Now go out and roll some dice.

Episode Seventeen: The Villian Cast

Episode Seventeen: The Villian Cast
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Tom, Dylan, Lexx, Reek, Autumn

A bit about Tom
A bit about Timo
Games we played this week: Serenity, Call of Cthulhu, Spirit of the Century, Dugeons and Dragons, and modeling.
1d20: JOHNKELLY (12), Tom (2), Lexx(7), Reek(6), Autumn (13), Dylan (3)
Main Topic: Villians
Lexx insults Christianity and all Christians
Our Favorite Villians
Dylan: Vacinni from the Princess Bride
Tom: Grand Moff Tarkin & The General from Pan’s Labrinth
JOHNKELLY: Nicodemus
Autumn: Darth Vader & The Goblin King
Reek: Darkside and Death Star
Lexx: Zod!

On another note: Bowie in Space

Rants
Dylan: Twilight
Autumn: Respect for all authors who are published
JOHNKELLY:
Lexx: meh
Reek: Villian PCs
Tom: The great overlord of Chicago

The Jank Cast is copyright 2009.

Feel Free to use our content in any non-commercial way. All our music is by Streetlight Manifesto, Visit their website at Streetlightmanifesto.com. Send Feedback to feedback@jankcast.com Now go out and roll some dice.

Episode Fourteen: How Deep is it?

The Jank Cast Episode 14: How Deep is it?
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Timo, Lexx, Dylan, Scott, Autumn

Jank Cast Contest #1: Send lyrics for a Jank Cast theme to contests@jankcast.com to win a $25 gift certificate and the chance to punch JOHNKELLY
Jank Cast Contest #2: Send a set of Arkham Horror characters to contests@jankcast.com to win a $25 gift certificate, an episode talking about them, and a copy of your characters. Here is a program for you to use!
Games We Played this week: Call of Cthulhu, 3:16, Lexx’s Homebrew, Jovian Chronicles, Burning Wheel
1d20: Lexx (3), Timo (6), JOHNKELLY (18), Autumn (13), Scott (2), Dylan (Nat 20!)
Main Topic: Immersion
The Downunder Gamers
Forgotten Realms
Hero Machine
Houses of the Blooded

Rants
Scott: Battlestar Galatica *Spoilers*
Dylan: JOHNKELLY
Lexx: Family
Timo: Midsummer’s
JOHNKELLY: Zombies + Space = Awesome (Shout out to Juan 3K)
Autumn: Happy Father’s Day (Shout out to Autumn’s dad)

This has been the yank cast!

The Jank Cast is copyright 2009. Feel Free to use our content in any non-commercial way. All our music is by Streetlight Manifesto, Visit their website at Streetlightmanifesto.com. Send Feedback to feedback@jankcast.com Now go out and roll some dice.

Intro Music: Down, Down, Down to Mephisto’s Café
Transition Music: Somewhere in the Between.
Announcements Music: We Will Fall Together
Outro Music: Would You Be Impressed?

Episode Thirteen: Size Matters

The Jank Cast Episode 13: Size Matters
Hosts: JOHNKELLY, Timo, Scott, Dylan, Lexx, Autumn

Jim Butcher
DucKon
Naperville is far away.
Dread
The Downunder Gamers

What did we play this week?
Timo: In a Wicked Age, Spirit of the Century, Britannia
Scott: In a Wicked Age, Spirit of the Century, Hollow Earth
Dylan: NOTHING!
Lexx: Hollow Earth, In a Wicked Age
Autumn: Spirit of the Century, In a Wicked Age
JOHNKELLY: Britannia, Chess, Tetris

Main Topic: Group Size
4
Mage
Dogs in the Vineyard
The A Team
Big Bill
Dungeons and Dragons
The Erotic Handbook
Wraith
3:16

Rants
Scott: Time
Dylan: Suburbs
Lexx: Quick Shooters
Autumn: Chicago
JOHNKELLY: The best Joss Whedon fanboy rant ever!
Timo: Centaurs

Bear Swarm!

The Jank Cast is copyright 2009. Feel Free to use our content in any non-commercial way. Our intro and outro music is favorite song by MU330 which we found on the Podsafe Music Network. Send feedback and comments to feedback@jankcast.com and as always we are sponsored by Chicagoland Games located at 5550 N. Broadway Ave. in Chicago, Illinois. Contact them at 773 728 3656 or visit their website and forums at www.chicagolandgames.com. Now go out and roll some dice! (We know you want to)

Actual Play of DAWG: The RPG

DAWG! the RPG
DM: Lexx
Players: Dylan, Mike, Ryan, Woody
Special Guest Appearance by: JOHNKELLY

An Actual Play recording of DAWG the RPG at V3-3 at Chicagoland Games.

For more info on DAWG: The RPG visit Kenzer & Company
It is available at Chicagoland Games at your local Comic Shop for 8.99 in issue #150 of Knights of the Dinner Table