So we get a decent amount of spam comments on our blog here at the Jank Cast but today I found one so incredible that I couldn’t not share it.
I found your Blog when I was searching for cthulhu and I need to say, you do a really good job. You article helps me a lot! Thanks.
How does the spam bot know about Cthulhu? Does Cthulhu really control the internet? Thoughts
On the metal blog I write for we seriously get spam that’s like “this is a great article on Black Metal. I really agree with the points you made about it’s lyrical content. You should check this out…” then a link to viagra, or something.
SPAM HAS BECOME SENTIENT!!!! HUMANITY IS DOOMED!
You’re not doomed. You just need to accept your place as playthings for the Great Old Ones
I thought everyone knew Skynet reads your post first. Then it comments.
Well that doesn’t sound ominous at all.
Wait, Skynet? Oh man, I hate that thing. It’s such an inveterate troll.
hur hur hur, let’s bait the humans by saying something stupid and then when they respond DESTROY THEIR ENTIRE RACE IN A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST.
I swear, greater internet fuckwad theory at it’s worst.