Pancakes? More like mancakes.
Q. How long have you been playing Games?
SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME!!!!! Or about 18 years, with a large break in my 20s.
Q. Do you only play role-playing games, or do you also play board games or card games?
I don’t play too many card games, but I do like board games and video games.
Q. How did you get into RPGs?
Via comic books. I bought the TMNT role-playing game in like, 5th or 6th grade because I liked the old TMNT comic books. I bought the TMNT game entirely because it was TMNT and then was REALLY, REALLY confused. It didn’t help that it was Palladium so the rules were some total Calvinball shit.
Q. Okay, what’s with the Clint Eastwood Tats?
When I’m threatened they come to life and defend me. Unfortunately, I can’t control what iteration of Clint comes out. I kind of hope for The Man With No Name or Dirty Harry, but sometimes I get The Bridges of Madison County and then my bike gets stolen.
Q. How did you get invited onto the Jank Cast?
Timo said “hey, come to the Jank Cast.” I said “No.” He said “no, really.” I said “pay me.” He then backed up the money truck.
Q. Why do you continue to do the Jank Cast?
Did I not just mention the money truck? The Jank Cast is putting my hypothetical kids through college.
Q. If you had to give advice to the impressionable youth, what would it be?
Avoid the clap.
Todd appears on Episodes 31, 33, 35, 36, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 47 and 49. You can contact him at todd@jankcast.com.